How can I design and word my new business card?

I have several different job areas and would like to incorporate them into one card instead of many.
This is what I came up with:

(Design Details…
From my upside-down
town )

(I put the details in
the design)

(a picture,side view of a ladies forehead,cheek and eye.It looks great.and it goes on the right also.)
email
phone
fax
Owner-Sharon Cline-This goes on the right
Watauga,Texas

This is what I do for a living
1.I design and make wedding cakes-over 5000 so far
2.I design and sell hand-painted glass and paintings
3.I faux paint walls or objects for clients,as well as create mosaiics on walls,tables mirrors,etc.
4 I have designed many events and parties for people
I love to do all of these things but here is how the confusion started.
I was a wedding cake designer,in different conversations I was asked to plan events or come up with themes(because I throw a lot of themed parties)Then I had my art in a gallery,When people visit my office,they would see the mosaiics and faux walls.Brides started making their own cakes again because of the economy,so in order to make a paycheck I do all of the above.I also rented a booth in a beautiful and unique Antique Mall.I built a room about 6′ by 10′.I put a small table, open purse ,magizines,pillows,wine bottle,glass etc…Too many things to mention.So I hung it upside-down along w/a sign that says “Welcome to my upside-down town,loitering wanted,speed limit 53.
Some people have said to choose just one job.There’s not enough demand right now to do that.
So,I need this card and on the back my bullet points of what I do.Please help me with the wording for the back or front.I’m looking forward to reading your answers.Thank you for reading my question.